"Common names are for common people." - Chuck via Charlie

"Monocots - Who Cares?" - Megan

"It's like falling in love with a cancer patient." - Ian, on Rainforests

"No Stipules, No Leaves, No Stems: No Treeaceae." - Ruchi

"Always remember to suck on the pooter." - Ian

"If it's small, eat it. If it's large, run away from it. And, if it's the same size, try to mate with it - which goes for humans as well." - Indraneil Das, on Frogs

"This tastes like the killing jar, with a peach jolly rancher." - Megan, on the Snakeskin Fruit

"We'd like to check out the bottle of scotch please." - Tim, on Lab Equipment

"Snorkel Snorkel - This is Base Camp. We are out of cookies. Please Advise." - Charlie, on Emergency Provisions

"A lot of Asians are scared of big men with beards, like Cam." - Jayl Langub

"Equatorial zones are hot as balls." - Tim

"Is he still walking around with his ass all up in his face?" - Brad, on an Ant

"CHOCOLATE BALLS!" - Dewi, on Chocolate Balls

"He's cooler than everyone, but zombies." - Jesse, on Ross

"MRGGHMRRFGR!" - Ross, on Zombies

"Horseradish is wasabi's disgruntled cousin." - Tim

"Throw up? Noooooo...Throw down." - Marcel

"We are eating overfishing! Damn!" - Ben

"Pseudocopulation: We call that gang-banging." - MS

"Pay no attention to the granite outcrops with six legs." - Menno Schilthuizen

"If I were a mammal..." - Sarah

"Covered in sweat and leeches is me!" - Jesse
"Jesse Pinkpants!" - Dewi

"Yo. Where's the tandas up in this piece?" - Brad

"The new order is girls on top, boys on bottom." - Cam, on Sleeping Arrangements