"Common names are for common people." - Chuck via Charlie
"Monocots - Who Cares?" - Megan
"It's like falling in love with a cancer patient." - Ian, on Rainforests
"No Stipules, No Leaves, No Stems: No Treeaceae." - Ruchi
"Always remember to suck on the pooter." - Ian
"If it's small, eat it. If it's large, run away from it. And, if it's the same size, try to mate with it - which goes for humans as well." - Indraneil Das, on Frogs
"This tastes like the killing jar, with a peach jolly rancher." - Megan, on the Snakeskin Fruit
"We'd like to check out the bottle of scotch please." - Tim, on Lab Equipment
"Snorkel Snorkel - This is Base Camp. We are out of cookies. Please Advise." - Charlie, on Emergency Provisions
"A lot of Asians are scared of big men with beards, like Cam." - Jayl Langub
"Equatorial zones are hot as balls." - Tim
"Is he still walking around with his ass all up in his face?" - Brad, on an Ant
"CHOCOLATE BALLS!" - Dewi, on Chocolate Balls
"He's cooler than everyone, but zombies." - Jesse, on Ross
"MRGGHMRRFGR!" - Ross, on Zombies
"Horseradish is wasabi's disgruntled cousin." - Tim
"Throw up? Noooooo...Throw down." - Marcel
"We are eating overfishing! Damn!" - Ben
"Pseudocopulation: We call that gang-banging." - MS
"Pay no attention to the granite outcrops with six legs." - Menno Schilthuizen
"If I were a mammal..." - Sarah
"Covered in sweat and leeches is me!" - Jesse
"Jesse Pinkpants!" - Dewi
"Yo. Where's the tandas up in this piece?" - Brad
"The new order is girls on top, boys on bottom." - Cam, on Sleeping Arrangements
